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Made with revolutionary plastic injection technology, these handsomely crafted, individually numbered, limited edition works of art come fully equiped with real-firing miniature guns and are fully poseable with other 2,715 points of articulation! Each figure comes with a Certificate of Authenticity personally signed by Cash Flagg, Jr.! |
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The
super bad hitman comes ready to put foot-to-ass, John Woo style on all
your other pathetic, candy-ass STAR WARS sissy dolls! Comes with rocket
launcher and ready-to-apply wounds for a "battle damaged" look!
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Loving
father and woefully inept gangster Jack Carter comes ready to be bitch
slapped and p-whipped by even the most limp-wristed action figure, whether
it be Pokemon or Sailor Moon! Comes complete with "Butter Fingers"
pistol action and "vague look of disinterest" action pose!"
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Once
an ordinary child, Patrick discovered his true alien lineage as the Lord
of Zeta 5! Now empowered with the ability to take the form of water in
whatever form it manifests itself as, he fights evil with his twin sister
Jayna! And together they are THE WONDER TWINS!
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Don't
let his rugged, "handi-friendly" good looks fool you! This criminal
mastermind's wheels are tricked out with the latest in black market death
gear! Comes with hidden flame thrower and jet skis!
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With
her mane of blonde hair and heaving, gigantic lung flaps, Rita is up to
any challenge the underworld can throw at her! Comes with naughty "bend-over"
action! Grooowl!
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Whether it's a gangland execution or just a trip to the local grocery store, this faceless thug will do your bidding- no questions asked! Comes with blood geyser action! Warning:Blood product may cause blindness and/or seizures. Handle only in the presence of qualified medical professionals. |
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Sexy Suzy has got it going on! Limber as hell and flexible in the randiest of ways, she's ready for action- on the street or between the sheets! Comes with figure flattering butt floss!  |
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The senses-shattering confrontation between these two titans of action in LETHAL FORCE can be restaged in the safety of your den, rec room or trailer! Using previously de-classified military "Battle-a-matic" technology, the two fighters that INSIDE KUNG-FU magazine declared the "deadliest men alive" can clash again and again with only limited danger to you and your loved ones!
To activate "Battle-a-matic" action, simply depress the levers on the back of each figure! It's instant violence at your finger tips!
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(c) 2010 Divergent Thinking Productions
