BREAKING NEWS! CASH FLAGG, JR MORE POPULAR THAN KOREAN JESUS!

Hello America and all the ships at sea:

This explosive email is just in today from LETHAL FORCE alum Andy “Mal Lock” Hewitt aka “The Evil Dude In The Wheelchair”! It’s dynamite he sez! Pure journalistic DYNAMITE!

“Alvin–I’m in Korea this week developing renewable energy infrastructure projects and some people I was meeting with recognized me from Lethal Force! Super crazy–they said that they saw Lethal Force in the theater in Pohang, South Korea and they totally freaked-out to find-out that I was in the movie. I’m huge here–hilarious.” (Click image above to see the full email.)

Now this is super cool and all but totally unauthorized; also, the exact circumstances are completely unknown. Was it some indie/underground showing? Or some totally legit Korean theater chain screening? (In that case, I like to imagine a couple saying “Well, we could see ‘The Avengers’ or maybe we could see this thing called ‘Lethal Force’– I hear Mel Gibson is in it and he’s good in anything!”)

Anyway, Action Andy is still puttering back and fourth between Seoul and the Home of the Brave and has promised to shoot us any info he may receive. With his Eye Spy In The Sky and Bionic Ear On The Ground, the skinny will be skinned in no time flat! Stay tuned!

Your pal,

Sir A1!