Well... almost.
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Day 24: December 6th, 1999 |
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Okay, it's not exactly last day, but dammit, it's just about and I have a lot of trouble facing reality. Nothing too note worthy here, what with everybody taking their positions like the solid professionals they are, especially Lori Boyd who didn't run screaming from the room when it turned out the set was crawling with carrion and vermin. When her head was turned, some earwigs crawled into her hair but I didn't have the heart to tell her and, bottom line, we still had to get the close-up. As soon as things wrapped, the chilled champagne was busted out and many a hearty toast was made. Having the alcohol tolerance of a toddler, I was soon belting out showtunes and punching people in the face. I am told things escalated to a violent degree involving arson and mutilated cattle, but my lawyer says I shouldn't say any more until I am arraigned. See you all then. |
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As Linda (Lori Boyd), Jack's wife, waits with their innocent son Patrick (Patrick Collins), the evil crimelord Mal Locke (Andrew Hewitt) and Rita (Pat Williams) watch for Jack. Saucy goon Enrique Chicas rounds out the shot. |
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"Hey honey. I screwed up and now you're about to die a horrible death. Sorry." |
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"Jack, I don't know
which is more shocking: my imminent demise or your awful tie." |
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As director Alvin Ecarma directs off-screen, acting AD Cash Flagg, Jr. gives cues to Frank Prather and Patrick Collins as DoP Eric Thornett frames the shot. |
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"Father, I weep
not only for us, but for all the child laborers who put together your
tie." |
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With Enrique Chicas looking on, Pat Williams takes a heaping tongueful of Andrew Hewitt's hair gel. Minutes later, she is dead. |
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Oh, ohmigod it's finally over and we're all lit like the Fourth of July: from l to r- Pete Seroskie, Cash Flagg, Jr., Frank Prather, Pat Williams, Eric Thornett, Patrick Collins, Kent Bye, Enrique Chicas, Donald Vick and Andy Hewitt. |
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